momofficial:

bopeep:

HFKLAHFJDSLFHAS

GOD DAMN


twistedlosers:

here’s a compilation video of Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson smiling, giggling, chuckling and laughing. this is brighter than the brightest star. 


shestoocoldtoshiver:

ner-oh:

thetruthoftears:

ner-oh:

when the adhesive on your pad snags ur pubes

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If you have pubes and use pads…than you probably aren’t having sex..

if a man (or a woman) can’t handle pubes or pads then he’s probably an immature douche who won’t grow up. if he can’t understand that pubes are a natural body occurance, or think that his preferance in my menstral protection is above my comfort then he’s probably an asshole and, just like with tampons, i dont want him up my vagina

DRAG THE BITCH


bigsavefurniture:

my biggest insecurity is that i cant cartwheel. what do i do when im full with glee? just fuckin stand there, it haunts me everyday


To People that “Don’t Get” Asexuality

deaththesnow:

Think of someone you aren’t attracted to. Now imagine that is how you feel about everyone. The end.


thelow-cal-calzone-zone:

i love this scene because Adam Scott delivers this line with such emotion that if you watched it out of context and had no idea what a calzone is then you would probably think this was some mafia movie and this scrawny little guy is about to be killed by the Calzones, a family of mobsters who don’t find accounting puns amusing


sandandglass:

The Daily Show, June 2, 2015



platoandchaos:

homosensationalism:

chinchouu:

thewhiskeytango:

There is now a measles outbreak in New York. A whole ward of cancer patients currently undergoing chemotherapy have been exposed to it. Imagine fighting cancer for years only to die because some jackass didn’t vaccinate their brat and you caught measles. 

SOURCE 

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT PARENTS

#please vaccinate your overgrown sperm cells thank you. (via thegirlwhocriedfoxface)

That’s gross actually


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